This One Goes to Eleven.

For the month of December I’m participating in & blogging the daily prompts from reverb10. Some people are taking this seriously. I am not.

December 11 – 11 Things What are 11 things your life doesn’t need in 2011? How will you go about eliminating them? How will getting rid of these 11 things change your life? (Author: Sam Davidson)

I like lists!

What are 11 things your life doesn’t need in 2011?

1. Dust bunnies.
2. Children.
3. Hipsters.
4. The word “crunk”.
5. Social media experts.
6. Unnecessary drama.
7. Erik Estrada.
8. Zombies.
9. The sadness of not owning a dog.
10. $200 ties.
11. Let’s repeat #9, but put some stress on the importance of it.

How will you go about eliminating them?

1. Vacuuming.
2. Practice safe sex.
3. I will continue to avoid Wicker Park.
4. Introduce a different word, like… kiosk.
5. Block, block, block.
6. Stepping away from certain people & situations. high school ended years ago.
7. Seems he’s done that on his own, no?
8. Shovel upside the head.
9. Adopting a puppy.
10. Shopping in other places for ties.
11. It’ll be such a cute puppy.

How will getting rid of these 11 things change your life?

1. Cleaner floors.
2. My life will continue to be awesome.
3. One less thing to make fun of.
4. Clearly the elimination of the word “crunk” will bring happiness to everyone in the land.
5. A cleaner, happier twitter stream.
6. It will bring happiness.
7. See the previous #7.
8. I might live.
9. I WOULD HAVE A PUPPY!!!
10. More money in my wallet.
11. puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!puppy!

I don’t like lists nearly as much as I did 45 minutes ago.